We all but know that our politicians are just but unscrupulous nuts who would do anything to grease their palms, build their wallets and satisfy their bestial instincts. The other grave issue that we are facing is the cross-border terrorism and infiltration at our borders. I was just thinking that we should retract our armed forces from the borders and dump all the politicians along the borders. That way we have the following advantages:
- The stench emanating from the smelly politicians would strengthen the borders.
- The way these politicians would start bargaining with everyone would bring their face to the limelight that even the terrorists would shun contacts with them. The nett result: Secure Borders
- The politicians are just chatterboxes without much productive creativity. Since our mission is to get everyone dumped on the borders and the way they would start giving press releases would fill the war field filled with hilarity.
How is the deal? Now everyone should think how to move our politicians to the borders.